When Eating My Cowboy Tea Last Night...

[Tilly2]

chewing on some crispy bacon, I lost one of my front teeth porcelain crowns and inadvertently swallowed it. B*&&"£!

I have an emergency appointment today but am a bit concerned that I have swallowed the tooth. It's not going to dissolve in my stomach acid. Will it get through ok?

[Togo]

Has that tooth done the business yet Tills? If so will you have a little plaque in the loo? 

[Tilly2]

God knows, Togo. I haven't been looking.

BA for clever use of 'plaque'. I couldn't think of a witty answer.

 

[retrocop]

No doubt the plaque will be enamel.

[Tilly2]

😀😁😂

Thanks, Retro. Good reply!

[Togo]

Haha. Ta Tills. It would never have happened if you had stuck to Oatcakes with Bacon Cheese and Tomato. How do Retro. Hope you are well buddy. I am due another little procedure soon. Kin bionic when they have finished. Little re-lining of a renal stent. No big deal(they tell me) local anaesthetic and in through the groin with a view on screen. I can even watch. 1 or 2 night stay only, on my feet within 8 hours if I am a good lad.  Sorry to divert Tills.