I've got bogeys up my nose

[reportmonkey]

Does this mean i've got Bird Flu

[B00]

No- it just means that you can now play golf.

[cascarelli]

Oh nooooo, dont reignite the bird flu debate

[crete]

in Scotland a bogey is a sort of go cart. is it very painful ?

[Agent_Smith]

if you had a crow up your nose drinking lemsip with its feet in a bowl!! then yes you would have bird flu!

at the moment you have bogey flu which they still have found no cure for!!!!

[Octavius]

Bogeys are a type of hobgoblin. How many have you got up there? If it's more than three it could be something elf.

[888sally888]

I think I've got bird flu - I keep feeling peckish.

[natalie_1982]

Maybe it's not a bogey, maybe you are growing a beak

[MrBen5]

Hmmm, if you have bogeys up your nose then its a sign that things are ok. its when you start putting your finger up and there you feel something hard. Like natalie says, maybe you are growing a beak. Have any cats been staring at you lately?

[China Doll]

Is a bogey not something to do with cricket or an airborn attack? ;0)

[natalie_1982]

China Doll I think a bogey is in golf not cricket. They do that waving thing in cricket, which I made a complete fool of myself in my pub about asking why the guys in the crowds were waving at the players.

reportmonkey, if you do get bird flu please don't cr*p on my washing, I put it out this morning and won't be home til 4ish. Ta.