Also In The News, Clean Up Your Dog's Wee

[pastafreak]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-13071065/Should-dog-owners-forced-clear-dog-wee-Man-claims-verbally-abused-police-officer-said-clear-dogs-wee.html

And you men feel picked on! 😊

[Atheist]

What a fuss over nothing. He should have just sucked it up.

[pastafreak]

I knew someone would say that!

[ladybirder]

I've copied this from my post on the Littering thread.  More appropriate here I think.

// Some dirty barsteward or barstewardess did a nice fresh pile of poo in one of our local parks.  Guess whose dog rolled in it when someone else was walking him and guess who had to clean it off him when he came home?  I was gagging as I had to put my hand in the human poo to get his collar off which I threw into a bucket of water in the garden.  Then bathe doggie about six times with fresh water.  It was disgusting and the flat stank for hours afterwards.  I've never forgotten it.

Wee?  No problem. \\

[wolf63]

😀

Stupid person.  Dogs pee on things to scent mark it.  Stupid human.😁

 

[pastafreak]

I just read that LB...yyeeuuucckkk!

And I totally agree TTT faints in shock 😉

[Ellipsis]

Dog poo ... £2000 fine (doubled if it's left in a bag!), and have the dog rehomed if it's not paid.

[Peter Pedant]

botches crouch when they wee

and people think....

I have yet to say: "a botch crouches when she urinates just as you do madam" - apparently that is Sir Richard Burton 1850. 

No I wasnt there

I have said: show me where it  is, and I will clear it up!

He declined and I thought he thought I was gonna throw dogshit at him....

 

[Ellipsis]

I trod in some dog poo near a bench, and I was livid. I sat down and had just cleaned it all up when the next guy trod in it too. I said to him "I did that!" and he gave me a right mouthful!

Some people, eh ...

[Ken4155]

I'd have to clean every blade of grass on our walkabouts!!!

[Ken4155]

^

Though i'm positive that sometimes when he cocks a leg, there's only fresh air coming out. Well, maybe not 'fresh'.

[piggynose]

I've recently people where I live in Ceuta, Norf Spain carrying large bottles of water to water down their pooches pee! This seems a good idea!

[piggynose]

*seen

[pastafreak]

I aldo think it's a good idea, piggy. Especially in warm dry weather...but I can imagine there being resistance. 

[DTCwordfan]

*** myself laughing - more correctness and there's plenty of that in the paper today, not least Edinburgh Castle rebranding its cafe from the Redcoat Café - because their history smacks of oppression from we English - diddly-dum, the poor illiterate folk up there who can't accept history that has been both good and bad.

[douglas9401]

Maybe Rover had snacked on an azure Magic Marker and someone felt it was a threatening comment on the thin blue line and their membership thereof.

If there's no real height requirement any more a skin thickness test should be mandatory, like the red X.

[netibiza]

In Spain you have to wash pee away with water. You have to carry the water with you on the walks 

 It does smell otherwise in the heat and not much rain!