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Phrases you never hear in a James Bond film
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This was on "Mock the Week" last night and was very funny.
Can anyone else come up with phrases you would never hear in a James Bond film.
Some examples from the TV programs were:
Here is your car Mr Bond, a Ford Focus.
Blofield (to Bond): Have you ever kissed a man Mr Bond.
Sexy lady (to Bond): Is it meant to be that floppy.
Any more?
Can anyone else come up with phrases you would never hear in a James Bond film.
Some examples from the TV programs were:
Here is your car Mr Bond, a Ford Focus.
Blofield (to Bond): Have you ever kissed a man Mr Bond.
Sexy lady (to Bond): Is it meant to be that floppy.
Any more?
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Bond, I've meaning to ask you for the last 40 years - how come you change your appearance (and nationality) every few years, while remaining approximately the same age? Just wondered.
JOB ADVERT: Evil genius requires drone-like henchmen to push buttons, study dials and carry clipboards in secret hi-tech lair. Early death almost certain. Identikit jumpsuit provided. Apply to The Sub-Aquatic Base, Near Large Volcano, The Pacific.
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