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[ToraToraTora]

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[ToraToraTora]

The sarge said get me a crocodile sandwich and make it snappy.

[Squitty]

crocodile - not another jam sandwich - I ordered the venison

or

Crocodile - good-oh deliveroo getting quicker these days

[Lie-in King]

Or - "Ah, Meals on Wheels..."

[Ken4155]

Shucks, i was told i'd find Pandas here.

[Patsy33]

Someone's going to have to make a snap decision here...

[Ken4155]

Come on, come on, you have to come for a drink eventually.

[Ken4155]

Ah, pork's my favourite meat.

[Arksided]

'Well I never! pigs in blankets.'

[Arksided]

"Honestly, It'll cost you an arm and a leg to swim in there."

[Ken4155]

That bloody sat-nav!

[Ken4155]

Someone said i had to look out for the ducks and geese.

[Prudie]

PC to his mate - I thought you meant that call from a concerned local was a crock...

[mallyh]

Policeman to head quarters 

"we need an investi -gator"

[10ClarionSt]

Back up needed - and make it snappy!.

[1ozzy]

Most of our jobs turnout to be a crock of ***, but today???

[rowanwitch]

The fraud squad were not expecting this investigation into the Cayman islands

[DTCwordfan]

"Oh my God, call The Editor of AB - there's a problematic Mod in the water here."

[ichkeria]

Police test out new anti-reptile submarine