Why Didn't I Think Of That?

[Buenchico]

After a lifetime of looking for the perfect partner for me to marry, I've finally come across the answer.  It's me! 😊

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c8rdvydll6zo

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[Old_Geezer]

You two would make a right pair.

[ToraToraTora]

how incredibly sad.

[douglas9401]

A couple of clues in the text as to why crowds of potential suitors part as she stravaigs the High Street.

Now about these rainbow roses, where do I get them?

[scorpiojo]

Here you go, Douglas

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[jourdain2]

Hmmmm.  I think I'd rather live with someone else who actually knowas how I tick.  It would be rather boring (and limiting) living with myself!

[douglas9401]

Much obliged, scorpiojo, I guess they're fertilised exclusively with unicorn dung.

Must dash, left the closet door ajar.

[scorpiojo]

😂😂

[Barsel]

Sounds a bit bonkers to me. Why spend all that money on marrying yourself when you can just live alone without the expense?

Celebrating a non-anniversary is even more bonkers.

[douglas9401]

Reading that 'sologamy' is quite the thing.

Available to "people from all genders", which is nice if arithmetically inaccurate.

[elliemay1]

I remember that was once the storyline in an episode of Doctors

[Peter Pedant]

I thought it was gonna be a blow  up  doll, or a labrador

[Maydup]

Oh for goodness sake! What a waste of good money! 
Thankfully I can rest easy in the knowledge that if you decide to marry yourself Chris, it will not be a lavish affair. You might open a tin of salmon and share it with the cats! 

[Buenchico]

Thanks for all of your posts.

Are you trying to suggest, Maydup, that I might be something of a skinflint?  It's not true anyway.  I'd open FOUR tins of salmon, so that we could all have one each!  

[youngmafbog]

Barking.

[Ken4155]

It won't last 😶

[10ClarionSt]

LoL! I wonder when the first argument will be?

[naomi24]

You're thinking along the same lines as me, clarion.  They'd probably end up divorced!  😂

[Lie-in King]

Hmmm, I reckon I'd look good in the dress...no, your bum looks too big...right, I'll wear the suit then...well you'll need a bigger waist on those trousers...how much have you had to drink?...not enough, dear...

No, I foresee endless arguments with myself, it'll never work!

[Buenchico]

Thanks for the additional posts.

Yes, I can see the point about arguments.  I already talk to myself for much of the day but I'd never be able to really win an argument againsy myself!

[DTCwordfan]

what happens when you pop your clogs - a double coffin?