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I went to a wake of a sister of a friend of mine on Tuesday Many years ago I had met her and she told me she had great difficulty of giving up 60 cigarettes a day - she found it so hard.
Anyway there she was laid out in the coffin with a vape under arm
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.When I spoke at my sisters' funeral, I spoke about the funny things she did, without realising they were funny, e.g., she hated travel in any form, buses, cars, taxis, trains etc. No way. So it was all her husband could do one time to pursuade her to go to the Lake District with him.
It's ok, he said. I'll take my time and drive carefully. You just read the map. And there folks, was his big mistake. The map was one of those Esso ones that folded up. Anyway, after tootling round the Lakes for some time he said, where are we now? We can't be far away. No, she said, I'm just looking for this Berland, not seen a sign for it yet. Where? Berland? Berland?! Let me see that map. He opened it out and said, you berk! It's Cumberland, not Berland! That brought a good laugh from everyone and is one of my fond memories of her. I still miss her. We played together as children, went everywhere together. Rest her soul.