Horse

[HFJL2020]

is  it  true  that  horses  have  an  iq  of  200

[douglas9401]

So it said in a gallop poll.

[Atheist]

No, it's not. Who told you that?

[Old_Geezer]

Only in groups of 10.

[TwoShortPlanks]

Have you ever met a horse? 

[Canary42]

Only a foal would believe that 😀

[Prudie]

Neigh

[Patsy33]

Lol @ Doug!...🤣

[bookbinder]

This article says that horses have the intelligence of "a three-year-old kid".

https://pangovet.com/pet-lifestyle/horses/how-intelligent-are-horses/

[Hymie]

They might be more intelligent than many; no horse has ever been stupid enough to bet on a horse race.

[douglas9401]

'A three year old kid' is a fully grown goat.

How much more rubbish will they trot out?

[THECORBYLOON]

I think that 200 figure is missing a decimal point.

[Ringlet]

Of course it's true.  If only horses had opposing thumbs, they would conquer the world.  

[Ken4155]

Well i've never seen any horses on University Challenge.

[newmodarmy]

That's only because they won't fit in those little boxes the contestants sit in

[newmodarmy]

They certainly can't get up the stairs onto the top row.

[Ken4155]

I was walking by a field when a horse trotted up to the fence and said, "Hey, i won Mastermind last year."

Obviously i thought i was hallucinating. Apart from Mister Ed, i'd never heard of a talking horse. So i hurried along.

The horse caught up with me and said, "Hey, did you hear me? I won Mastermind last year."

Again i hurried along the fence when i saw the farmer driving a tractor in an adjoining field. I raced over and flagged him down. "Excuse me," i said, breathlessly, "but did you know that horse can speak?"

The farmer looked over at the horse - which was now chewing grass nonchalantly - and said, "That horse, there?"

I nodded. "What did he say?" he asked.

"He said he won Mastermind, last year," i replied.

The farmer shook his head. "Well he's a bloody liar, he never got past the audition."

[Patsy33]

^^^^^

🤣 Where did you whip that one from, Ken! lol

[Ken4155]

It was originally a Grand National joke with the horse claiming to have won the great race, but the farmer retorting that it had either fallen at the first or finished down the field.

 

[Patsy33]

😆