Ladies - Are You Ready For Winter?

[wolf63]

I bet you didn't think about doing this.

https://tinyurl.com/y6kaxvt3

It is a Daily Mail article with the subject in the URL address.  That would spoil the surprise ...

🙂

[albaqwerty]

I've one question about Gwyneths candle now.  In which season did she make her candle? 

Wouldn't smell so nice if it was dried out.

[wolf63]

She came up with a few crackpot ideas.😂

[pastafreak]

I just squealed out loud...scared the damn cat. And I've not gotten past the first paragraph. 

Dare I read more???🤔🫣

[albaqwerty]

Pasta, you'll be pleased to know that Dr. Gunter said vaginas function quite well in all seasons.

I'm intrigued as how wet and warm conditions have to be to throw off the pH balance

[barry1010]

The day before the same website was warning men about winter shrinkage.

This sort of thing used to be confined to the likes of Forum, not in a daily newspaper.

I sound like my dad 😕

[barry1010]

Medic warns of 'winter penis' which can cause the organ to shrink by 50 per cent https://mol.im/a/14083517 via https://dailym.ai/android

[pastafreak]

And in the comments section is the tale of the gentleman who used a 'warming' lineament on his naked nether regions post surgery. 🤯😳

[barry1010]

I only read the DM for the comments. I either have steam coming out of my ears or laughing myself silly.

[rowanwitch]

It's ok for men they can have willywarmers,  NEVER EVER HAVE I thought we need extra care.... 

[pastafreak]

Same here Barry. Though I'll sometimes read the articles so I can laugh at the English language being mangled. 

[wolf63]

Does the Daily Mail employ any journalists?

They have been known to pinch stories and got caught out when they stole one from the Suffolk Gazette.  Their stories are pure fiction and satire.

[barry1010]

The agony aunt that tells everyone to leave their partners, no matter what problem they are having.  'You go, girl' is a common phrase of hers.

 

 

[rowanwitch]

You go girl seems like a good idea if You are dealing with a shrunken winter penis

[Old_Geezer]

You need thicker knickers and a good plug.