Worst Christmas Presents

[naomi24]

I'm sure we've done this before but Christmas is coming so just for laughs, what was your worst Christmas present - or what is your idea of a terrible Christmas present?  I know a man who gave his wife an ironing board cover.

[nicebloke1]

I gave a chap a nasal trimmer once because he had a hedge growing. He asked me what it was for, I said the indoor plants.

[mallyh]

every year my great aunt bought me 4711 perfume ,i hated the smell of it x

[Vagus]

Every year my late father in law bought me some Tweed perfume, I hated that Mally.

[Cloverjo]

I used to buy a Jeremy Clarkson book - a collection of his Sunday Times columns - for my son every year. Eventually my son said "Sorry Mum, I don't like Jeremy Clarkson that much." Similarly, with Michael McIntyre DVDs.

I don't know what to get him now. 🤷🏻‍♀️ 

[douglas9401]

James May has a few books out, Cloverjo.

[Togo]

I bought "She who must be obeyed" a new bag and a belt one year. She was not at all pleased but the old hoover went like a dream afterwards. 

[naomi24]

Nawty!!!  😂

[ToraToraTora]

I knew a bloke who gave his Mrs a new Dyson when they first came out and he thought she'd be pleased. It took a lot of explaining to make him understand why she wasn't!

[Smowball]

My MIL said the first year she met FIL he bought her a new microwave. He was ever so pleased with himself but couldn't understand why she wasn't happy lol.

Lastyear MrSmow bought me a wireless printer for my office. I needed a printer yes, but was going to buy myself one anyway when he gave me one on Xmas Day. Not quite what I expected lol, he even wrapped up a box of printer paper to go with it!

[SIRandyraven]

I bought the mother in law a gift voucher for Dignitas Switzerland.

Told her it has an expiry date on it 👍

[DDIL]

A used address book 

[DTCwordfan]

a sieve - and I thought Christmas was supposed to be a holy holiday.....

[ladybirder]

LOL SIRandy.

[Smowball]

Randy - I actually laughed out loud! Thanku lol.