last person to answer.....WINS!

[potterfan3]

the title explains it all

[Kidd72]

Well she's either a Nurse or a Hooker, and I seriously doubt that, she has a nice car.

[Hazlinny]

Either way, you'll know through time 😉  I don't know what it is about you but I always feel a chortle coming on 😄

[dustypuss]

Beware if she comes up stairs with rubbergloves on.😣

 

[dustypuss]

Lucky sod.

https://i.etsystatic.com/6215988/r/il/9aa980/5792861131/il_794xN.5792861131_4g50.jpg

[Hazlinny]

🤣

[Kidd72]

Well erm... some joke about feeling a little prick.

I wouldn't mind.

[Hazlinny]

^^^ Cue for a chortle but unprintable. 😃 

[dustypuss]

I've just seen a article in the paper that says for every cigarette you smoke you lose 20min's of your life. Hard luck Kid you've got till midnight!. 🫢

[Hazlinny]

So long, Kidd  ....  it was nice to know you 😘

[dustypuss]

Oh! *** I didn't mean it come back.

[Arksided]

Awe bless maybe it became true and it's all your fault jimmy jinx

[Kidd72]

Accidentally banned my arris, we just don't know what he was upto. his posts even suggests your BF expected to be suspended. But maybe a mod or ED thought a bit more of a sterner warning is needed. I are pleased he's back though.

I take most things with a pinch of salt Dusty no need to panic, whilst I live and breath you won't win this thread. So ner 😜

[dustypuss]

Age is on your side

Not smoking is on mine. So ner😜

[Kidd72]

I fully intendend to quit this year being 53 (Herbie) but you may well stumble on you zimmer frame at any given time.