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what is a i.pod and could I use it in Cuba
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Hello Bobkirky,
Sponsmith is near - But not 100% accurate.
An iPod is a device that can be used for space travel. Personal survival. Unarmed combat AND listening to music.
The cost varies wildly from free to several million dollars - Free if you find one in the Laundry basket on a Sunday morning. Millions of dollars if you happen to be named Bill Gates.
Will you be able to use one in Cuba?
Possibly.
Hope that helps some.
Regards.
Z
Sponsmith is near - But not 100% accurate.
An iPod is a device that can be used for space travel. Personal survival. Unarmed combat AND listening to music.
The cost varies wildly from free to several million dollars - Free if you find one in the Laundry basket on a Sunday morning. Millions of dollars if you happen to be named Bill Gates.
Will you be able to use one in Cuba?
Possibly.
Hope that helps some.
Regards.
Z
An ipod as opposed to a i.pod is just pure magic - it costs �180 or there abouts and stores Mp3's.pictures, contacts games etc - that's not the magic - the magic lies in its ability to bu%%er up at an moment in time. It's mainly a magnet which is attracted to gravity and the floor, ten times more efficiently than anything else on the earth. They are also used in the detection of criminals as they harbour the slightest of fingerprints.
I don't believe they can be used in Cuba or any other place name resembling the name of a shape. The Bermuda Triangle being another and also of course Egypt - well The pyramids to be exact, Tieneman Square or Rhomb-ford !
I don't believe they can be used in Cuba or any other place name resembling the name of a shape. The Bermuda Triangle being another and also of course Egypt - well The pyramids to be exact, Tieneman Square or Rhomb-ford !
Hello again Bobkirky,
Sponsmith is trying to confuse you. Google the phrase...
haveyoubeenlivingonthemoon
No typos there - no spaces either.
Search results? Nil. Zip. Nada. Zero. Not a one. Not a single sausage.
The six year waiting list idea is also a ruse to confuse you further I am sorry to report. As the iPod is capable of travelling in space. It is also capable of travelling in time
( Obviously! )
As I own an iPod and have travelled in time on many occasions. I can, without fear of contradiction, reveal that in 6 years time the iPod will be surgically implanted on purchase. It will be capable of playing any song ever recorded or thought of, translate that song into any known language, be used in Cuba and in Norway AND....
Be available with over 6 billion colour options!!!
Now there's a thought :-)
Regards.
Z
Sponsmith is trying to confuse you. Google the phrase...
haveyoubeenlivingonthemoon
No typos there - no spaces either.
Search results? Nil. Zip. Nada. Zero. Not a one. Not a single sausage.
The six year waiting list idea is also a ruse to confuse you further I am sorry to report. As the iPod is capable of travelling in space. It is also capable of travelling in time
( Obviously! )
As I own an iPod and have travelled in time on many occasions. I can, without fear of contradiction, reveal that in 6 years time the iPod will be surgically implanted on purchase. It will be capable of playing any song ever recorded or thought of, translate that song into any known language, be used in Cuba and in Norway AND....
Be available with over 6 billion colour options!!!
Now there's a thought :-)
Regards.
Z
Bobkirky,
I hope all is well and they are treating you ok.
There seems to be some confusion between myself and zharniwhoop here and i apologise for any ill feeling or resentment this may have caused.
It all started a long time ago in Prussia.
My good self and zharniwhoop were fresh faced young bucks working in the fast paced Norwegian Leather industry. We fell out (it happens) but not before we both came up with the idea of using Lepricorns to sell iPods to small people who are made out of bluetack. Needless to say, it was a great success!!!
With our new found wealth i decided to move to The Land Of Soup and zharniwhoop moved to Latvia.
Needless to say, i assume things have become a lot clearer now?
Give Sanjay my regards,
Barry.
I hope all is well and they are treating you ok.
There seems to be some confusion between myself and zharniwhoop here and i apologise for any ill feeling or resentment this may have caused.
It all started a long time ago in Prussia.
My good self and zharniwhoop were fresh faced young bucks working in the fast paced Norwegian Leather industry. We fell out (it happens) but not before we both came up with the idea of using Lepricorns to sell iPods to small people who are made out of bluetack. Needless to say, it was a great success!!!
With our new found wealth i decided to move to The Land Of Soup and zharniwhoop moved to Latvia.
Needless to say, i assume things have become a lot clearer now?
Give Sanjay my regards,
Barry.
Sponsmith!!!
Barry!!!
Good grief. How the he** are you? Why did you not identify yourself earlier?
It has been many years since the Norway incident. Lots of water under the bridge my friend.
It is good to see that the best Leather folder in the universe is still alive and kicking.
Greetings from afar.
May your folds be continually perfect.
Z
Barry!!!
Good grief. How the he** are you? Why did you not identify yourself earlier?
It has been many years since the Norway incident. Lots of water under the bridge my friend.
It is good to see that the best Leather folder in the universe is still alive and kicking.
Greetings from afar.
May your folds be continually perfect.
Z
Hello zharniwhoop, it's been a long time you old rascal!!
Blimey! The last time we saw each other must have been at Yoda's funeral?
Roger told me that you had been eaten by a rubber lion at Pontefract Safari Park. He always was jealous of our "special" relationship. Had you heard he's split up with Maureen?
Lovely to hear from you old boy, try and keep in touch via the iPod from time to time.
Kind regards, Baz.
Blimey! The last time we saw each other must have been at Yoda's funeral?
Roger told me that you had been eaten by a rubber lion at Pontefract Safari Park. He always was jealous of our "special" relationship. Had you heard he's split up with Maureen?
Lovely to hear from you old boy, try and keep in touch via the iPod from time to time.
Kind regards, Baz.
Greetings from afar Baz,
The rumour of my death by being consumed by a rubber Lion has been greatly distorted. I was actually badly injured by a lion wearing a rubber suit. The incident, did indeed, occur at Pontefract. I was testing the iPod submersible for Apple at the time. We needed to confirm that the device would withstand an attack from a well educated, well equipped lion. The test was sooooo successful that the lion ( Albert was his name rather oddly!!! ) became outraged at his lack of success in destroying the iPod and turned his anger upon myself. Despite years of therapy I can still not bring myself to look at anything that involves circuses or anything broadcast by the BBC about wildlife.
Fondest regards.
Z
PS - The iPod submersible project was abandoned only weeks after the incident due to the fact that marketing realised that the only possible market for the device was people who lived, or had lived, in Cuba.
Tis a strange world we live in.
The rumour of my death by being consumed by a rubber Lion has been greatly distorted. I was actually badly injured by a lion wearing a rubber suit. The incident, did indeed, occur at Pontefract. I was testing the iPod submersible for Apple at the time. We needed to confirm that the device would withstand an attack from a well educated, well equipped lion. The test was sooooo successful that the lion ( Albert was his name rather oddly!!! ) became outraged at his lack of success in destroying the iPod and turned his anger upon myself. Despite years of therapy I can still not bring myself to look at anything that involves circuses or anything broadcast by the BBC about wildlife.
Fondest regards.
Z
PS - The iPod submersible project was abandoned only weeks after the incident due to the fact that marketing realised that the only possible market for the device was people who lived, or had lived, in Cuba.
Tis a strange world we live in.
Hi Z,
Your story reminds me of the time our old pay masters at Nordse-Wallet decided to use a water buffalo and a sea lion as their sales reps at the Pan Asian Leather Expo. As i'm sure you will well remember, it ended in a very embarassing incident ! I'll never forget the look on your face as the sea lion was frog marched from the building!
Incidentaly, after some recent research into some of the early iPod models i discovered that Cuba dosen't actually exist... Or ever has done! Amazingly, nobody has ever even heard of Cuba...Ever! (apart from Albert the Lion) Oh, and Bobkirky.
Seasonal greetings,
Barry.
Your story reminds me of the time our old pay masters at Nordse-Wallet decided to use a water buffalo and a sea lion as their sales reps at the Pan Asian Leather Expo. As i'm sure you will well remember, it ended in a very embarassing incident ! I'll never forget the look on your face as the sea lion was frog marched from the building!
Incidentaly, after some recent research into some of the early iPod models i discovered that Cuba dosen't actually exist... Or ever has done! Amazingly, nobody has ever even heard of Cuba...Ever! (apart from Albert the Lion) Oh, and Bobkirky.
Seasonal greetings,
Barry.
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