Office dares email

[pixie_woo]

Has anyone else seen the office dares email thats doing the rounds at the moment. The dares are on a scale of 1 - 5 points. My colleague & I are in competition. Has anyone else played this & what is your score?

[China Doll]

No.... but I'm all ears Pixie. What are the rules?

[hibeeslass]

I'm curious too, tho if it's rude or owt i won't be able to participate!!!!

[pixie_woo]

I'm glad I've pricked your curiosity. Sorry not replied yesterday, I was poorly sick.
There are loads dares but here's the funniest:
1 point dares - to signal end of conversation, clamp hands over ears & grimace. When in lift with 1 person, tap on shoulder then pretend wasn't you. Use your highlighter pen on computer screen
3 point dares - everytime you get email, shout "email". Introduce yourself to new colleague as "Office Bike", then wink & pout. Say to your boss "I like your style", wink and shoot him double-barrelled fingers.
5 point dares - walk into v busy persons office & turn they're light on/off 10 times. Present meeting attendees with coffee & biscuit, smash each biscuit with your fist. Dry h*mp photocopier, if someone looks cough embarrassedly & lean in to machine & whisper loudly "I'll see you later".

Good luck x

[sueking1]

this is a great email, not carried out the dares, but keep the email to re-read when i need a laugh!

[bookermel]

Some of these dares sound rather career limiting!! :o)