On a washing machine....in an alleyway (im not cheap really),....in a car.....in the stationery cupboard at work..... in someone elses office.....on your desk.....in your garage......toilets of a pub.....in a field.....on the sofa.....kitchen floor.......dining room table......in the cellar of a pub.....in a swimming pool......on the beach.....kitchen worktop?
Well bed is nice but anywhere really that the fancy takes me. On a guided tour of a stately home ( nearly got caught then), over the railings of a balcony, ditto car park, cliffs, beach, cave, endless long suffering cars in my youth, hot tub, pool, sauna, at Alton Towers, pub toilets, club, back of the shops ( God I sound so classy) lol.