Lateral Thinking Question

[fishe_br]

There is a dead dwarf in a room with a bed and a pile of sawdust under the bed, what happened?

[becks]

Snow White decided she'd had enough of cleaning and making up seven beds, so she used a chain saw to cut up the bed hence the pile of sawdust and dopey got in the way?

[gf99uk]

The dead dwarf (dwarf a) was one of a pair of twins. He was shorter than his twin (dwarf b)by one inch, and held the world record for being the smallest man alive. His brother (dwarf b)was very envious of this fact, and decided that he wanted the title. Knowing that his brother (dwarf a) had a weak heart, he crept into his room during the night, and sawed off 2 inches from the bottom of his brothers walking stick. In the morning, when he awoke, the smallest brother climbed out of bed, went to use his walking stick and thought that he had grown 2 inches in the night. The trauma of losing his title was all too much for his weak heart and he suffered a fatal heart atack.

[Today's]

The dwarf was shagged to death by pinocchio who then bushed the evidence under the bed.

[IndieSinger]

A man ran into the dwarf's house, shot him and sprinkled some sawdust under his bed.

[bernardo]

Would that be a surrealist murder?

[derbyram]

The bed from upstairs fell through the ceiling and killed him?

[spring]

It was the cat.

[enigma]

Okay , so here's the story : A BASHFUL pinocchio entered the room and nervously asked the DOC to get him some ganja. He obliged and Pinocchio was HAPPY and felt a warm glow spread throughout his body. It made him feel SLEEPY though and as he dozed , his nostrils rubbed against his stash , making him feel SNEEZY. With one big almighty atchoo , he blew his entire stash of weed away and felt vey GRUMPY - especially when he saw fellow pothead DOPEY laughing like a maniac in the corner. In a fit or rage , he killed him and realising what he had done , he panicked and began sawing off his own nose - knowing fully well that otherwise , the police would be able to trip him up on his version of events , due to his rather unfortunate nose growing problem when lying. He swept the sawdust under the bed to try and get rid of the evidence of his involvement in this heinous crime and then set about his business. The end ! PS I haven't been taking any illicit substances - honestly ! It must be all those pregnancy hormones rattling about , making me say and do stupid things. That's my excuse anyway !!!