Lighting the oven

[whiffey]

I am asking this on behalf of a shy friend.

Have you ever knelt down to light the oven and let one go, not just a slight disturbance, but a massive one which then wafts up and makes you wonder what has crawled up inside you and died. Ok maybe not, but my friend reckons she couldn't function until she had opened all the windows and lit an incense stick.

TIA.

[makemesmile]

I enrolled on a 6 week yoga course. First week was I just going into some pose named after a dog (or sommat) and popped out a little tommy squeaker. Needless to say, I never went again! Oh the shame..... ; )

[joby1]

Im not joking whiffs, but as I read this my hubby shouted " how many chances do you want?, you little w@nker"

Scary..or what?!

He's watchin L'pool btw! :-)

[raysparx1]

Put your hand up her chuffer and put her intestines back or maybe hang a blu loo thing in her knickers

[whiffey]

Thank you for all the answers. What gets my friend the noo is how come farts can be so incredibly vile, they waft up and kill, so she tells me.

[whiffey]

joby1, you have a problem. LOL !!

Liverpool ffs, bit of a joke. Can you trade him in ?

[raysparx1]

whiffey if her farts have a hint of dead pidgeon, I would suggest she does a bit of detox, eat 4 tins of beans with sausage, a pack of sweetcorn,some licorice allsorts, half pint of syrup of figs, stand in a bin bag for a while, then give her a good dousing.

[havinmysay]

is that why u call yourself whiffey!

[crete]

whiffey your friend needs a new oven , hers must be ancient if she has to bend down to light it.