Not every one is as crooked as you seem to think Maude and the story of this key is actually true.So have you any helpful advice? if not please do not post any more answers as it is rather annoying find your silly comments.
I am playing the violin and have my hanky to hand. Yes, there is a way to marry a special key to a special lock wherever in the world each is located, and no, it will not be me who tells you how it is done.