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help her get thin
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my womans getting quite ...well shes putting on some pounds,ive told her that its not that shes eating too much its more to do with the fact shes getting older(30 soon)so she wont stay slim like she always has in her past,is there any good diets??
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.I'd love to hear what SHE says about your dangly bits when she's out with her mates.... HAHAHAHA!!! I very much doubt you have a perfect body shape... perhaps you're short and stout or maybe tall and receding with long hairy arms.... either way, such an intolerable baboon should always look in the mirror before he opens that loose mouth of his. .... (JOKING!!!!) ;D
Do a Damian Hurst and 'freeze' her in a tank of formaldehyde. That way you'll be killing two birds with one stone by preventing her from gaining any more weight AND preventing the ageing process.
Of course, if you were any sort of a real man you'd be rich enough to pay for her liposuction, tummy tucks, stomach stapling and breast enlargements as and when required.
Egit !!!
Of course, if you were any sort of a real man you'd be rich enough to pay for her liposuction, tummy tucks, stomach stapling and breast enlargements as and when required.
Egit !!!