Dreaming about Whiffey again

[ummmm]

This time he was a lodger in my house and had a Kevin Keegan perm!

What is wrong with me?

[redcrx]

i used to get dreams like that 4get, i have had fights with huge spiders in the bed and screamed at people to get out of my room etc. Luckily Im not as bad as you though

[Lore]

aww I take it all back then, I'll sit next to you.... at least you're not dreaming of whiffey tho eh? :oP

[whiffey]

There's a woman who comes into the salon now who keeps pointing and saying "I know all about you from the Answerbank, I'm a regular there"

She won't tell me her username, and I don't blame her either. Face like a gibbon and hairy legs. Any ideas ?

[redcrx]

thats the russian!

or is it the salon mirror whiffey?? :)

[ummmm]

Thats me Whiffey!!!!!

[China Doll]

Not me... I've got a hairy face and legs like a gibbon.

[whiffey]

And hung like a baboon.

[China Doll]

Nah... more like a chinchilla alas Whiffster... as obese monkeys go I lucked out :0(

[bobtheturkey]

have you dreamt about finding gainful employment yet?

[ummmm]

I have a job Bob......I do dream about having a better one though. I also dream about winning the lottery and I have some really strange dreams about bread bins and oven gloves. I don't know how they got into my head....

[whiffey]

Don't go worrying about gainful employment. I can knock off a perm and streaks in 30 mins for �5.50 with all the correct smells. �11 per hour, no tax, it's the way to go.

[bobtheturkey]

fair play :)

[pie+mash]

You're supposed to pour the perming lotion on your head whiffey - not drink it!!