How narrow-minded are YOU?

[funkylad20]

a man rushes his son into hospital with a seriosu injury. The boy is then rushed into surgery, whereby the surgeon says 'I can't operate on him, he's my son' Expalin?

[Hamish]

The Surgon is his mother. What this has to do with 'How it Works' is lost on me though. Perhapse you should read the classifications.

[Shandy]

i agree with Hamish..but here is another one for you funky lad...there is this bloke he lves in a very cold place in a house with no windows..one door and a long hallway! there is nothing in the house except for a man hanging from the ceiling abouve a puddle of water (he is dead) (we don't know whether the puddle is erally water or not! safer to assume it is!) the cieling is not high enough for the man to have reached up to hang himselfbut we know for sure that no one accompanied him in his suicide (or it wouldn't be called suicide!) so the question is .... HOW DID HE GET UP THERE!?

[funkylad20]

Easy one! It was a block of ice that the dead man stood on to create the noose! Oh dear, have to be cleverer than that! I have one more, shall I post it???

[briali]

Why is there only one monopolies commission? eh eh? and why is the word abbreviation sooooo long? got ya there.....

[WaldoMcFroog]

Why is there only one monopolies commission? The Monopoly and Mergers Commission is a government body designed to ensure that a given market sector does not act anti-competatively due to monopoly or oligarchy. As such, there is only need for one. And why is the word abbreviation sooooo long? Sharing a Latin root with 'Brevity', abreviation is a verb form now used as a noun. The correct meaning is 'To shorten'. Since this word is not an abreviation itself, why should it be shorter than it is? I fear simple mis-application of logic has lead to your misunderstandings. I trust this has helped.