breathing problem

[bobtheturkey]

hi, i think i took too many breaths today i dont remember breathing as much, is it possible to store breaths for later? by way of a breath bank?

[Ethel]

You seem to do it very successfully, bob.

You are full of hot air.

[bobtheturkey]

hows your willy ethel? :)

[whiffey]

bob, are you the 5-o-clock-question-reporter ?

[Hellion]

Could you carry a couple of balloons in your pocket Bob, then you can store the extra breathes and use them later when you're feeling tired.

[bobtheturkey]

no whiffs dont get in till 530 and considering how banal my questions are why would i report anyone? :)

[ummmm]

I thought it was possible...I'm sure you can

[-Zorro-]

Yes...its scientifically proven.

Blow a beech ball or rubber (er hmm) dingy or something rubbery...you will lose all your breadth....

then when you want it back, just put your mouth on the nozzle and let the breath back in

[whiffey]

No bob your questions are not banal, rather energetically challenging, day after day after day. lol as they say.

[Hellion]

If you use a dinghy do not inhale all the air in one go.......you fill get very big and float away.

[bobtheturkey]

well you threw yourself into my saucepan one very impressively :)

[helliebobs]

Thanks bob, I amost never think about this but now I can't stop. if I forget to breathe, it'll be your fault...

[crete]

most large hospitals have breath banks where you can deposit breath when you are in good health and they will store it safely for you, should the need arise they may ask you to become a donor,

[laurence2]

The police keep taking my Breath?

[jacko50]

the problem is a comon one for people with your name at this time of year you subconciously recognise that you only have a matter of weeks before you are going to be on a dinner table with a half a ton of paxo up your jacksie , you should have started calling yourself bob the duck a couple of months ago and people would have forgoten that you are a turkey. it is to late now though i'm afraid . i'm only pulling your leg ,boom boom.

[larkin]

Was brenda in a deflated state bob or were you running from mrs harris ? just wondered your reasons for taking too many breaths today ?

[jno]

you're just recycling it, you know. Every time you inhale, you breathe in an atom or two of Julius Caesar's last breath.

http://www.zyra.tv/lbreath.htm

believe it or not, it's true.