Silly words and Christmas carols

[Aprilis]

Just heard my daughter singing 'Hark the horrid angels stink...'! Have you heard any little gems from your er...little gems?

[daisy48]

I rememer one of my neice's singing " While shepherds washed their socks by night":-)))

[Aprilis]

....All eating fish and chips
The angel of the Lord came down
And charged them two and six.

Yep, I remember that one from when I was a child daisy48!

[mazzywoo]

My granddaughter is going to be the narrator in her school play. She says the wise men will bring 'gold frankenstein and myhrr' :)

[JackDanielsU]

My brother used to sing this

While Shepherds watched their flocks by night
All seated on the ground
A motorway was nearby
And headlights shone around

Now some of the sheep
(For sheep are rather thick)
Wandered across the motorway
The sight would make you sick

And another one

Good King Wenceslas last looked out
Of his bedroom window
Silly bustard he fell out
On a red hot cinder

Brightly shone his arse that night
Though the snow was cool..........

[CLOWN TICKLE]

Remember the shepherds carol in the vicar of dibley?

[Aprilis]

I don't clowntickle...what was that then?

[Athley]

We 3 kings of Orient are
One in a bus and one in a car
One on a scooter blowing his hooter
Following wandring star!

[shaneystar2]

We used to sing

While sheperds washed their socks by night
All seated round the tub
A bar of Fairy soap came down and they began to scrub.

[CLOWN TICKLE]

While shepherds watched etc all seated on a bank,
an angel of the lord came down and taught them how to
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[Aprilis]

Spares the sheep any unwanted 'attention' then CLOWN TICKLE! lol

[barneyboo]

We three kings of Orient are
One in a taxi, one in a car
One on a mountain peeing a fountain
Sucking a fat cigar.