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Hope this tickles your fancy?T'was the month after Christmas, and all through the house

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n00dles | 10:23 Tue 02nd Jan 2007 | Body & Soul
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T'was the month after Christmas, and all through the house
Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse.
The cookies I'd nibbled, the eggnog I'd taste
All the holiday parties, had gone to my waist.
When I leapt on the scales, there arose such a number!
When I walked to the store it was more of a lumber.
I remembered the calorific meals I'd prepared;
The gravies and sauces and beef nicely rared,
The wine and the rum balls, the bread and the cheese
And the way I'd never said, "None for me, please".
As I dressed myself in my husband's old shirt
And prepared once again to do battle with dirt
I said to myself, as only I can
"You can't spend another winter disguised as a man!"
So, away with the last of the sour cream dip,
Get rid of the fruit cake, every biscuit and chip
Every last bit of food that I like must be banished
till all the additional pounds have vanished.
I won't have an ice cream... not even a lick,
I'll chew only on a long celery stick,
I won't have crisps, cream cakes or pie,
I'll munch on a carrot and quietly cry
"I'm hungry, I'm lonesome and life is a bore"
But isn't that just what January is for?
I can't keep this up, life's no longer a riot,
HAPPY NEW YEAR
And ****** the diet!
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Hi n00dles, How are you ? haven't seen your name for ages, That made me laugh, nice one, have a great new year, and hope to see you on here more xx
Really enjoyed this - it sums up exactly how I'm feeling at the moment! Out with the jeans and in with the elasticated waist trousers.
Oh joy....
Shoemad
oh sod it n00dles you only live once, just do what you want as long it is legal and not too intoxicating.
n00dles, glad to see you are back, where have you been, did you get lost in one of the sub-categories again?

Great poem, could have been written for me!
♥ Happy New Year, n00dles! ♥ :o))

It's great to have you back! I was wondering where you'd gone. Hope you had a lovely Christmas!

Love, ws xxx
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This should have been the final post in theChristmas topic before it's packed away into a box and put into the Answerbank loft for another year.

Spot on, n00dles !!
LOL! thanks n00dlies ~ where the heck have you been? lovely to see you :o)
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Have missed you all...

Have not posted for some time, due to my hubby not being well (I'm his full time carer), so have been very busy...

Can't say when I will be free to join in all the mayhem again...

Just wanted to wish y'all A Happy and Preposterous New Year...take care

n00dles

P.S. Edited word was bu$$er!!
Hi n00dles, Hope your hubby is feeling a bit better now, wish you and your family good luck and a happy and healthy new year, take care, Ray xx

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