This has got to be the best answer I have read for a long time....
Panic Button explaining the off side rules for the girls!!!!!pmsl.....................................
OK. The offside rule. Here we go.
Imagine you and your friends are going to the Next sale, hoping to bag a few bargains, but you only have one purse between you. If you find a bargain, and have the purse you can go straight to the checkout.
If however your friend is holding the purse, they must throw it to you as you head for the checkout.
There must be at least one other shopper, apart from your friends, between you and the checkout when the purse is thrown. It is OK if you go past them while the purse is in the air. The only important thing is that when the purse leaves your friends hand you must not be the closest shopper to the checkout. It is OK to be level with the other shopper.
The store manager will be watching, assisted by two store detectives. They will not be happy if you loiter near the checkouts with a bargain in your hand, unless there is another shopper between you and the checkout. However if they feel that you are not interfering with anyone they might allow it.
This is where it gets really difficult because different store managers have a different view of interfering. You might be able to loiter near the checkouts at the Bull Ring or Bluewater, but the manager at Gateshead might complain.
Am I right?
How funny is that????