Butchers

[ugly_bob]

I went to the Butcher's shop the other day and noticed his assistant wasn't there. I asked him what happend to the assistant.
"Had to sack him" he said. "Caught him with his dick in the bacon slicer"

"What did you do with the bcaon slicer?" I asked

"Sacked her as well"

[Nether Edge]

OR
..."Caught him with his dick in the bacon slicer- so I gave him the chop."