a duck goes into a pub

[soprano76]

and orders a single brandy and cigar the barman says thats amazing ive never heard a duck talk before what you doing in this area??...the duck replies im working over at the building site im a plasterer and got a few weeks work around here...well the next day the duck goes back 2 the bar and again orders what he did the day before this goes on all week on the saturday a circus rolls into town and the ring master goes in for a drink the barman tells him about the duck the ringmaster says give him my card.....monday lunch time the duck goes in for a drink and the barman tells him about the circus and hands him the card ...the duck reads it....lion tamer ummm clowns ummmmm tightrope walker ummm...what do they want with a plasterer!!!!

[hopalong]

A guy throw a boomarnag and started to wonder what made it come back. Then it hit him

[heathfield]

Deja Vu...

[Thicko2006]

What's the French for deja vu?