What's your prefered method of contraception?...

[snagged]

Mine: thinking of the overdue tax bill I haven't paid...

[ummmm]

Whip it out in time

[snagged]

wot, my tax bill?

[naz_nomad]

Alcohol ...and plenty of it.

[ummmm]

Yes, your tax bill....what wlse would I be talking about :-)

[ummmm]

That says 'else' btw

smoking, drinking and typing....not a good mixture

[Barmaid]

Thinking I would have to sell the 2 seater convertible!!

[unruliejulie]

a 3 year old!

[snagged]

smoking what exactly mmmmm? ummmm...

[ummmm]

;-)

[ELVIS68]

Oral

[snagged]

blow some my way then!

[ummmm]

Who are you talking to snagged?

Elvis????

[snagged]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! :o(

[ummmm]

pmsl...... ;-)

[ELVIS68]

Bad timing there snagged

Fluuuuuuuuuuurch!!!

[curlyfilm"]

abstinence!

[Woofter]

I've reported this thread for 'undetectable intellectual content'

I've also sent a strongly worded complaint to the Editor, because I think there is too much rubbish on here.

[oopsydoopsy]

Well i disagree, woofter....it's teaching me something !!

[Woofter]

Oh so what have you learned apart from how to throw up on the pavement ? This site is disappearing down the sewer and I intend to DO something about it. I don't have internet access during the day, but my gawd I can tell you the Ed will wince when she reads my email. I didn't die for my country just to read vacuous bilge like this. Get a Grip.