1. You don't get it because you're a woman. You concern yourself with bigger and better things in life. You like chocolate, and eating out, and wine. We - the men - like shiney games on shiney consoles that whizz with power. Sorry.
2. Well, my wife paid for mine last christmas, knowing from past experience with the original xbox, just how little she'd see of me at nights. But that just makes me more grateful and indebted to her. So when she requires some, ahem, love (just for her), I can't argue.
3. Do NOT be jealous. I've played on Xbox Live for around 5 years now, and I've known around 3 women in total. Women are savvy online, they know they're playing in games dominated by 12 year old americans, whose heads would explode scanner-like if they knew they'd played with a woman/girl. Because if a woman plays a game with you, she wants sex, right ? No. Women keep their heads low online.
4. We gamers talk absolute rubbish. We congratulate each other on crazy driving in games. We laugh as someone gets a grenade in the face. We discuss the various ways you can enter any given room and eliminate all "tangos". We talk about last nights teevee, or sometimes our kids (I just can't help myself )
Don't fret petal, just get yourseld a Nintendo DS and watch him pay you all the attention you deserve. Sorry, IT deserves. :D