Right how well do you know the regular ABers

[alinic]

Right i dont ask questions too often, but are you all mate's like / ummmm/ crete/ borro/naz-nomad/pu--al/ etc.
ansd do you chat elsewhere? sorry for being to nosey, but if you dont ask! ITs just when i read some of the posts there seems to be a bit of banter going on.

[alinic]

right am going to leave you all just now as i have to go out! but will come back tomorrow! many thanks for all your answers

[whiffey]

Yes ladyshy, or to be more accurate, I listen, patiently.

[ladyshy]

That's true. I do go on. Loads.

You must get accute ear ache? (Hey.... have you tried olive oil for that? I hear it's great).

Still the life guru stuff is working out well, you're great at it. I've lost nearly 20lb, stopped sleeping with my mothers friends brothers dog, got rid of most of my medical conditions (well some things still flake and fall off but I'm getting a cream) and am having regular flea baths. And it's all thanks to you!!

I love you Whiffster, thanks for listening!

[whiffey]

guru !!!! lol Do you mean vegetable guru and food writer Gregg (greggspasty) Wallace ?

It's all gone quiet on here, which will be because everybody is watching Masterchef, BBC2, 6.30, and this bothers me a bit of a lot.

[ladyshy]

Mastermind on a Wednesday? At 6:30? What in blazes happened to the eggheads?? I liked that! I reckon at least one of them is an ABer.

I think guru of spicey curreys, cold beer and obscure quotes. So that'll be me then! I'm a guru... who knew?!

Bill Hicks... he was a great guru.

Am I even spelling guru right?

Perhaps it's time for mastermind eh?

[wonderwoman1]

On the subject of Masterchef, is it wrong I find John Torode attractive?

[curlyfilm]

i find a certain tartan thistle with basil topping very attractive.........lol

[whiffey]

John "Toad" Torode is one of my all-time heroes. Did you get him when he said "I went..... PARDON !!"

The judges (my colleague is Fatty GreggsPasty) have an obsession with mashed potato, most fortunately for me. Tonight we had, "If he cooks that mashed potato and it's got lumps in it, that's curtains !"

Get if from the Co-op !! Stop pfaffing around peeling and boiling potatoes then getting steam in your eyes mashing them. Now there's delivery !

If you, like me, love Masterchef, look here - from last year:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/mbfood/F2670470?threa d=2537436

And we are revving up for this year:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/mbfood/F2670470?threa d=3829298

Sorry to bother you lot a bit of a lot, but it creases me up :)

[Ctrak]

I have no idea who any of these people are, but somehow through the insanity there is something about them I can, in the most abstract way, identify with.

[spurslady]

I have talked to a few on MSN also on myspace.