Insults

[buzybee]

whats the worst insult you've ever gotten?

[drchasuble]

Someone spat at me once. That was pretty insulting.

[snagged]

...was it that girl in Asda? ;o)

[Octavius]

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

Most people tend to like me, in a physical (non-cyberspace) capacity at least. Although someone on here called me pompous once. Of course words hurt, but the wounds heal much quicker than those inflicted by sticks, stones and �.whips and chains.

[snagged]

you've been watching too much Blackadder Oct!

[ummmm1]

I had my front door kicked in a while ago.....I'm sure he was shouting obscenities as he was doing it....couldn't really understand him though because I was doing a runner out the back......

[drchasuble]

Get with the program Snagged, that's Monty Python!

[Ctrak]

George W. Bush getting re-elected...I think that was a huge V sign to humanity.

[soozmac]

I've yet to use it on anyone, but a great insult is "I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you've come only half prepared."

The worst thing I've ever been called is specky, when I used to wear glasses. It's not much, but I hated having to wear them, so that didn't help. I've since had my eyes lasered. My best pal was once heckled by a bunch of Neds (Glaswegian chavs) who shouted at him "Ho specky, whit's wi the glesses, can yeh no see?" He replied, "Well, no." I guess that would have been a perfect time to have used my above perfect insult phrase, but he probably would have got a doin' (in the parlance of our times).

[samuel23]

I liked a girl at Uni, and asked her out. At first, when we were together in the library, she said yes. Then her friend (who had just split with one of my housemates, so I suppose I got the backlash from that) said to her that she'd prefer to have a scabby dog's ar*e grafted on her face than kiss me, so she changed her mind and decined.
Ok ~so I'm not exactly the best looking bloke on the planet, but I'm not quasimodo or the elephant man either!!
Was just so gutted, it took me pints and pints to get over it!. lol

[Goodsoulette]

ahhh, Samuel, I shouldnt be giggling like a loon at that but I am.

Er, mostly the insults I have received have been true so I cant moan about them to be honest. Whilst trying to get a customer out of the pub about 40 minutes after we closed, he through his pint over me and told me " You need to get laid, you stuck up bitch". He had obviously forgotten this episode when he came in the next night waltzed up to me and asked for 4 pints of carling, darling!! HA!!

[Pippa68]

I honestly haven't been insulted that badly in my life ~ I think I am still waiting for an insult to come flying my way that knocks me off my feet and leads me into the bottom of a wine glass...

[samuel23]

Ah Goody, Gotta keep a sense of humour and perspective. I had a bit of a huffy fit, coz I really liked this girl, but I did start laughing after a couple of pints and some ribbing from my mates. I just think that it's so sad when people take insults to heart. Unless they are made by close friends, loved ones or relatives, why would anyone care? The best answer to her comment was the look on her face when she caught me laughing as I was telling one of our mutual friends what she had said ~ priceless!

[Sasha13]

I'm 6ft 1 and hate being that tall, so you can imagine my horror when a bloke came up to me in a club and said 'my mate thinks you're a bloke'. OMG!! And I thought I was looking pretty hot (in a girl way!)!

[curlyperm]

Well in bygone years at school, (due to the fact that my mother insisted on me having short, back and sides, and i ended up looking like a boy : (
My ears tend to stick out a bit...........So 'World Cup Head'
or Taxi Doors' were firm favourites, oh also 'Dont stand in a field on a windy day' (in case i took off no doubt.
In more recent years whilst being a pub landlady, (but not any more - i hasten to add) I got told to stick my pub up my arse sooo often, i am suprised i can still walk lol x

[Trojanfarce]

This wasn't directed at me but one of my other's half's brothers accused his twin of "not havin' enough to satisfy a mouse's ear'ole" Amidst peals of laughter he went strangely quiet when the fact that he was his brother's twin, was pointed out to him (by his mother!)

[Loosehead]

I think Ctrak's comment has insulted th millions of Americans that elected their President, that's a bit of an insult I suppose!

[idalovett]

Being told by my ex that I was worth more to him dead than alive as I was worthless. He never forgave me for signing my name along with two doctors to have him put into a mental home to be given remedial treatment. Since 1980 I have tended to believe that I am worthless when it comes to relationships with men so the insult really did hit home.

[vahidehnilfo]

I was told that so I was ugly with hook nose and dark eye circles too on my face.

[Champagne]

Being disowned by my mother.

I was 17 at the time. She'd already disowned my sister and a few years later did the same to my ikkle brother, so I kinda came to terms with the fact that she has 'issues'. Aside from being heartbreaking, it's a huge insult to you as a person when you think your own mother can't love you.