Car. The idea of a hat being able to travel round London of its own accord is just silly.
And another thing...�200 for passing Go? That's just money for nothing, that is. How much is this costing the taxpayer? And what kind of stealth tax have this terrible government brought in to deal with it?
And I don't want any of you left-wing dogooders objecting...it's all out of your own pockets, you know. It's time hard working people who make an honest living, who toil to put those hotels on Mayfair, got a break. But of course we have to be all PC and pander to idle scroungers.