Revenge..!!

[friskybunny]

They say that revenge is dish thats best served cold...! How have you got your own back on someone?

[-Zorro-]

I locked them in a freezer

[curlyfilm]

meeting someone who had bullied me, it was nine and a half years later, i was twice the size i was then, and a lot stronger, i broke his nose, but was quite refrained, and i smiled for days.............revenge is sweet

[naz_nomad]

took his wife ...

[raysparx1]

Yes, I have but I am not saying what it was, but I will not have my family threatened.

[louisem06]

my boyfriend slept with my my best mate so i rang every kebab shop i could and ordered loads of food to his house then a load of taxi's i also ordered alot of things off the internet because i knew all his bank details! then i slept with his brother!

[raysparx1]

I like louisem, she's got real class, lol, I like that, good on yer.

[curlyperm]

we went on holiday and the couple in the next room were really noisy!! in every sense, sex sex and more sex, and then she was clip clopping round the bloody apartment in high heels, never got any sleep all week, so on the last night off they went to get ******, so me and mr curlyperm crept next door filled their lock with my false nail glue and broken up tooth picks, crept back and sat and waited............................................. sure enough they came back at midnight drunk giggling etc... and then pandemoneom, hotel managers, caretakers locksmiths etc ahhh we slept well that night!! dont know how they got in but they were on our plane home the next day...... and kept glaring at us.... ooops...... hope its none of you lot : )

[hammerman]

You don't need to take revenge if you follow this advice

"if you sit by the river bank for long enough, you'll soon see the bodies of your enemies float by"

[Barmaid]

The bloke I was seeing (years ago), informed me he couldn't see me the following Sat because - wait for it - he was getting married. Persuaded one of his more stupid desperate mates to take me as a guest. His face was an absolute picture when i walked in!!!!!!!!!

[naz_nomad]

hammerman, that was a great album by The Drones

[Pippa68]

I cleaned out our joint bank account, which was only ever used by my soon to be ex husband.

Actually the best revenge I had was to move on with my life in contentment ~ meeting Mr Pippa MKII and staying with him ever since the first one walked out on me and the children. Meanwhile, I have had the pleasure of seeing my ex in and out of relationships and watching his heart being broken.

[Miss Inquiry]

My best mate caught her new boyfriend kissing someone else in a club, she ran home, poured paint stripper all over his brand new BMW which was parked outside her house, jumped up and down on the bonnett, kicked all the lights out and then cut up an horrid teddy bear he had given her from a business trip and left it all savaged under the windscreen wipers. She then locked herself in her house for 2 days scared the poice would arrest her..... they got married 2 years later.

[whiskeysheri]

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