strangest or funniest thing you ever purchased?

[curlyfilm]

well as its quiet...

whats the strangest or wierdest thing or things you have ever purchased, robbed, aquired....etc?

[RATTER15]

When I was about 12 years old, I pinched a cage full of mice (about 20 of them) on passing a car late in the evening, with the sunroof open, all of these mice somehow found their way into this car :-(

On the way to school the next morning me and my mate were peering through the car window to see if we could see the mice when the car owner saw us, we explained that we thought we saw a mouse, he then paid us handsomely to skive off school and spend the day catching mice :-)

Yes I was a menace to society in those days!!!!!

[Athley]

Bought a box of stuff once in an auction had a Tom and Jerry salt and pepper set (one hole in Tom and three in Jerry), 8 small frogs, a top hat, a gonk, 3 saucers and a thimble with a picture of a castle on it.

Spray me orange and Bargain Hunt here I come!!!!!

[curlyfilm]

on a recent visit to amsterdam, i bought a pair of heiniken braces, i never even wear braces or belts, and also a large furry mooses head, which is cool and hangs above the bed..

[ummmm]

This is a serious answer....

I bought a willy repair kit.....It had a little splint in it and everything....

[Athley]

Do skirts normally have a crotch in them then??????

[babydust]

yes i got it from ann summers have a look......

[dot.hawkes]

hello babydust how are you not seen u about for a while lol

the wierdest thing i ever bought was a coney fur coat that was all the rage back in 1949 but i looked the bees knees in it, kierah Knightley has one just like it now so i am so chuffed to have the same taste as such a lovelylady.

[ummmm]

lol Athley.....I was thinking that

[naz_nomad]

Purchased ... Parts to build a Whamola

Robbed ... Porcupine Quills from a zoo near Toronto

Acquired ... a Banksia Nut

etc ... I've purchased, robbed, and obtained some pretty weird subject books (no, not porn) ... too numerous to list, but if you can think of something weird, I've probably got a book about it.

[naz_nomad]

Ace question by the way .. nice one curlyfilm.

[ummmm]

I've lost it now snagged.....it had an instruction manual as well. Step by step guide on how to repair various injuries.

Funnily enough I have never broken anyones willy

[rowie]

I have my moms gall stones! They are in a jar on my book shelf.

[Woofter]

What do you mean PURCHASED ?!!

How about BOUGHT, why all the dandified nonsense, and it's acquired not aquired.

This place is going to the dogs, a load of pigs poo.

Cooee whiffey, are you getting cross ? I've got you to a tee haven't I chickenbrain.

[sophie_1003]

KY Jelly, although thats more embarrasing than anything! Can't think of anything else at the moment, I can think of loads of pointless things though so I'll list them instead!
A photo clip which had a star with 2000 (as in the year) on it in glitter- good for a year!
A plastic sword
Pink fluffly deely boppers
Kiddies bb gun
Various keyrings
As for acquired---my brother found the very sunburnt carcass of a frog in our back garden which, for some reason is on a bookshelf in our living room

[naz_nomad]

hold up Woofter ...no report?