Apologies

[idalovett]

If it is raining I really am sorry. Its all my fault. This morning I cleaned the windows inside and outside and I even washed the net curtains. I have to apologise if you all are having very wet weather like I am this afternoon. I promise to be more considerate in future, ok?

[Buenchico]

I'm not sure whether I really can forgive you. You're obviously an extremely inconsiderate person. I'll bet that you're the type of person who also indulges in the most effective summertime rain-making ceremonies. These, of course, are as follows:

(i) knocking three vertical pieces of wood into the ground and balancing two smaller pieces of wood on top, then repeating the process 22 yards away ;

(ii) repairing the punctures in the kids' inflatable dinghies ;

and

(iii) issuing invitations to a barbecue.

Chris

[markja]

if you are really sorry and not just pretending then you can redeem yourself by coming round my house, with a brolly, walking me to the pub and waiting 'till kicking out time before escorting me home via the kebaab house.
as i suspected , you aren't really sorry !!

[m@d h@tter]

I knew it would have been your fault! We had our annual fully naked winter sunbathing party in the back garden organised with people coming from far and wide, and you've ruined it! It's not just the sunbathing but also the fun we had playing games like:

* who's is the smallest.
* count the goosepimples
* now you see it now you don't (don't ask)

I hope you're happy with yourself idalovett - you've ruined a lot of peoples weekend.

[Jugglering]

Oh dear, I must apologise as well - I've just washed the car and hung the washing out..... *hangs her head in shame*