Man walks into a doctors surgery and says quite loudly to the receptionist "Can I see the doctor there's something wrong with my willy?" "you can't shout out things like that" said the receptionist "you will have to explain using another part of your body." "Ok" said the man "Can I see the doctor there is something wrong with my ear" "Is there what's wrong?" says the receptionist "I can't wee out of it" said the man!!!!!!!!!!