If i were an oscar-myer-weiner Everyone would be in love with me
Anyone know the full version? My sister from Canada is here until Monday and she was singing it. I promised her i would find the rest of the lyrics - thats all she knows!
Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Wiener:
That is what I truly wish to be:
'Cause if I were an Oscar Mayer Wiener:
Everyone would be in love with me. ...
Armour meants promptly came up with a song for their own product that is just as charming - wish I could share the tune
Hot dogs, Armour hot dogs
What kind of kid eats Armour hot dogs?
Fat kids, skinny kids, kids who climb on rocks
Tough kids, sissy kids, even kids with chicken pox
Love hot dogs, Armour hot dogs
The dog kids love to bite!
the little -known second verse, I heard as a child on television in the late sixties, or early seventies:
"Oh, I'm glad I'm not an Oscar Meyer wiener....
That is what I'd truly hate to be-e-e.
'Cause if I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner,
Everyone would want a bite of me."