Burns night! for all my fellow scottish abers!

[alinic]

This is a tonic! i laughed out load for ages! so it helps the body and soul!
Enjoy!

TAE A FART

Oh whit a sleekit horrible beastie
Lurks in yer belly efter the feastie
Jist as ye sit doon among yer kin
There sterts tae stir an enormous win'
The neeps 'n' tatties 'n' mushy peas
Stert workin' like a gentle breeze
But soon the puddin' wi' the sauncie face Will hae ye blawin' a' ower
the place Nae maiter whit the hell ye dae A'bodys gonnae hiv tae pay
Even if ye try tae stifle It's like a bullet oot a rifle Hawd yer bum
ticht tae the chair Tae try an' stop the leakin' air Shify yersel fae
cheek tae cheek Prae tae God it disnae reek But aw yer efforts go
assunder Oot it comes like a clap o' thunder Ricochets aroon the room
Michty me a sonic boom God almichty it fairly reeks Hope a huvnae s**t
ma breeks Tae the bog a better scurry Aw whit the hell, it's no ma
worry
A'body roon aboot me chokin Wan or twa are nearly bokin A'll feel
better
for a while Cannae help but raise a smile Wis him! A shout wi' accusin
glower Alas too late, he's jist keeled ower Ye dirty ****** they shout
and stare A dinnae feel welcome ony mair Where e'er ye be let yer wind
gang free Sounds like jist the job fur me Whit a fuss at Rabbie's party
Ower the sake o' wan wee farty

[alinic]

sorry i dont know how wrote it! a friend emailed me it!. Is the piper in youtube you vinny100_2?
Many thanks for all your reply's, jsut thought the telly was that bad last night that i would spread a little happiness!

[bonbon28]

Fandabidozee!!!!! Thats the best jock poem i've heard!!!

[aurelia]

Very good - have you seen the glaswegian version written to bohemian Rhapsody - we nearly passed out laughing at work. - Can't remember it all but the first line was

Mamma - just chibbed a man

and another part was easy come, easy go - where the hell's my giro

[aurelia]

that's well good - have you seen the glaswegian Rhapsody - we nearly passed oot laughing at work when my mate brought copies in

so here goes

http://www.pprune.org/forums/archive/index.php /t-218339.html

[tara20]

Zigzag, Is this what you`re looking for ?
Lyrics to Glasgow American Pie!

http://www.geocities.com/scotlandsmahame/parli moglasgow.html