1- flu and I mean reguler flu not 'man flu' coz that wud surely kill me in just a coupla hours...... means i get to drink lots of luvly soup and tea on my day off work
If the beautiful pig faced lady is doing the lecture on Racism, dressed in a veil, I would have to go for that, then I presume as caz says she would be the bacon seeing as she looks like a pig, so she would have to be cooked on a spit roast,