Cheese shop

[Ollie_P]

A man goes to see his Bank Manager to ask for a loan so he can fulfill his lifelong dream of having his own Cheese Shop.

The man says "I want to relocate to Leicester & paint my shop bright red so that everyone notices it."

"Fantastic!" says the Manager, "We really like to help small businesses out. What are you going to call the shop?"

"Red Leicester", says the man.

"Nope", says the Manager, " you can't call it that. That's been used already. Go away, have a think about it & come back with a revised plan."

A couple of months later the man comes back to the bank. "New plan. I want to relocate to Ireland to set up my cheese shop."

"Fantastic. What are you calling it?"

"Irish Cheddar", he beams.

"Nope, you can't use that for the same reason as before. Go & have a think about & come back with something that hasn't been used."

Couple of months later he's back. "Got it. I want to relocate to Israel to start my shop."

"Wow, what's this one called?"

He says, "Cheeses of Nazareth"

[yucker j]

very clever i like it alot

[smudge]

Very good!