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[topogigo]

A guy meets a girl in a pub, after plying her with drink he asks if her can come back to hers for some horizontal refreshment, " not possible" she says, "I'm on my menstrual cycle!" "No bother " He replies "I'll follow you on my moped!"

[Thunderbird+]

That's a good one topogigo, I was just about to post my version of that, the joke below reminded me of it.

[smudge]

I've heard this one before, but not the 'horizontal refreshment' - I like that bit! ;o}