help!!! emabrrassed a s usual....

[curlyfilm]

well me day started well, left alone, so went for a bracing trek on the south downs, only to stop for some hot soup after a couple of hours, flask of hot soup! but no cup, dam, nevermind,
after crossing a field of bulls, i came to the electric fence, calculated the height and decided i could just step over it, even with me short legs.....unfortunatly i did not calculate the depth of the mud the other side, ouch!!!!!!!, a large, well very large, zap of electricity to me nether regions, it was a ouch ouch ouch erm yes ouch ouch moment, i had a metal like taste in me mouth for hours

later i decided to see me mate (i do have one, but have to pay him) anyway his teenage daughter, seems to have a crush on me, god knows why with a bulldog face like mine, his wife told me, laughing!!!, i was worried before when she said i was "sexy" luckily i learnt it has a differnet meaning to what i thought, and why did i mention i want to go and see Music And Lyrics, at the cinema, now i've been roped into taking her

well, why am i always in embarrassing situations???

and how do i teenage crushes?????

[ummmm]

Is this a real question or are you coming here trying to have a chat?

Chat is against the Site Rules don't you know?

[ummmm]

Only joking Curly....

Do your bits still work? That's what you should be concerned about.......

Pop off to the bathroom and have a check :-)

[Athley]

You need to get an icepack on those gonads curly - hope nothing else got deep fat fried!!!!!!!!!

Lots of love xxxx :o)

[kaylamay]

OWEEEEE! I must say, you do have a way with words that left me LMAO!!! I bet that put a spring in your step!
Hope the family jewels are none the worse for their electrifying & i'm sure hair raising experience! Dude! the mental images have me in stitches. Tell me, did you drop your flask? Again, LMAO!!! SORRY!!!!!
Mikala

[curlyfilm]

luckily it was just a shock,,,,,,,,just hope it made you smile