Democratic Republic of Congo

[thedelbwa]

I have just returned from a diplomatic trip to the Congo and I can testify that at no point did I see anyone drinking Um Bongo

[sn�gged]

Way down deep in the middle of the Congo,
A hippo took an apricot, a guava and a mango.
He stuck it with the others, and he danced a dainty tango.
The rhino said, "I know, we'll call it Um Bongo"
Um Bongo, Um Bongo, They drink it in the Congo.
The python picked the passion fruit, the marmoset the mandarin.
The parrot painted packets, that the whole caboodle landed in.
So when it comes to sun and fun and goodness in the jungle,
They all prefer the sunny funny one they call Um Bongo!

[Dom Tuk]

you did not have to tell us it was diplomatic....humility and all that. stayed at the Grand did you or the memling. Did you go to the BBQs every friday at you know where? if at the grand did you see the Whoopi Goldberg lookalike who serves the crepes in the lobby? managed to fend off the hookers??

[Dee Sa]

snagged, tks for the poem --loved it.

[whynot??]

the lying B@stards

[mikey0118]

I must say, despite this not being a question, I've had a good old giggle at it.