Witty Put Down

[Sasha13]

Right, need your help. Cut a long story short, been seeing a guy at work for a few months, he told me he didn't want a relationship, no probs by me. Last couple of times we've arranged to meet up though, he's completely messed me around - first time (Weds) I kind of believed the excuse, although not 100%, he apologised; Saturday we were supposed to see each other again, he totally stood me up, sent a really cheesy text apology, don't believe his excuses at all and know he's only sending them to either make himself feel less guilty or so that I am around next time he wants a sh@g.

Anyway, blah blah blah, I've decided enough is enough and need to think of a witty reply next time he suggests 'going out for a drink' (code for a booty call). Trouble is we work together (I know, I know) and socialise in the same group of friends, so I can't just avoid and ignore (my normal weapon of choice).

All suggestions appreciated! I want to appear cool, calm and collected and hopefully totally disinterested in him - even if that's not really the case!

[Sasha13]

trouble is hammerman, if I said that I'm sure they wouldn't believe me and I don't think I could stand the feeling of guilt I'd get from knowing it was only a matter of time until they discovered I'd been telling the truth...

[joko]

far more annoying than a 'witty put down' (that may come out clearly as though you have been thinking of it for ages and even asked strangers on a website for ideas) to just not reply at all and when he asks why, say oh i was busy, and then forgot.

or just type in "yer...but no...but yer..but no..."

[angeldraws]

Just say 'Why? Have you finished your homework already?'

Or agree to meet him, don't turn up, then when he texts to apologise say 'ah yeah, i actually forgot to turn up....so sorry......'

or.....text back saying 'Who's that....?'

Or.....(god, i'm full of 'em......) text him saying 'oh it was fantastic on XXday night, i can't believe what time we got in, what the hell were we drinkin etc etc' then text him again str8 away saying 'oops, i think i just sent you a text by mistake'!!!