whats all the fuss about

[Wayne...]

im an 18 year old lad , likes a beer and a game of footy , and one night when drunk i spent 45 quid of my hard earned dosh on a dirty brass ......why is every one so uptight

[Moog]

Well it's supporting an illegal activity for starters young Wayne...

[bluedolphin]

U earn it u spend it Wayne...it may be illegal but as illegalities go it is one of the most pleasurable....ye pays yer money ye takes yer chances!

[Doolallygirl]

Because you've got a fiance you dirty hound dog!

[JMac]

Because she charges everyone else 55 quid.

[bernardo]

Eh? What? A dirty brass what? Candlestick? Chandelier? How is that illegal? Have you missed out a word in your question? What's illegal about anything to do with brass? I is confuzzled.

[rja211077]

Are you off to Newcastle United then? Good work in Euro 2004 by the way.

[OBonio]

I'm with bernardo here. Am I getting old or something?

[boognish76]

I'm only guessing but I suspect that, in this instance, a 'brass' might be a lady of the night.

[woofgang]

well your attitude for one thing

[DOB]

With �45 you could have bought some girl copius amounts of drink and then no-one would think any worse of you.

[norfolk boy]

Young wayne you need to sort your self out a nice little pension plan,remember the earlier you start the quicker you realize you will have sod all in the pot when you retire.If you want to go and have trade with your brass carry on my friend it's your money.

[cheeky1]

Hiya im a 19 year old female and i dont see the problem at all! My boyfriend done the exact same thing before we got together1 i dont see why its frowned upon at the end of the day most of the girls are beautiful and are probably cleaner than most of the girls around! so dont worry about it ur having a laugh, being a lad! fair play to ya1 x x

[Wayne...]

way to go cheeky 1 .... you little minx