single

[crete]

ok who wants to go out with me?

[Ghostrider]

Me

[OBonio]

Him

[whiffy]

Will you meet the train at Glasgow if I come up there ?

[crete]

trains from "down south" always arrive at platform 1 at glasgow central station, bikes can be stored in the guards van . within 100 yards fabulous coffee houses and international bistros, all engelish people must report to passport control where a full body search is mandatory.

[redcrx]

surely you would want a scotishscotman or summit wouldnt ya crete?

[whiffy]

"Where did you meet her ?"
"In an international bistro"
"Yes, but where ?"
"Glasgow"

"I went,... PAHDUN !!"

[crete]

then woke up in glasgow royal infirmary and thought the nurses and doctors were speaking a foreign language, but the engelish embassy came to my rescue.

[oopsydoopsy]

Can I decline crete ? Mr Oopsy might be a little upset !

[crete]

well your loss oopsy........ : )

[4getmenot]

Do you like mushrooms?

[crete]

indeed i do , oh my destined to be together? help red.

[whiffy]

Ghostrider, you appear to be the lucky one. Take the Royal Scot from Euston, if challenged by the guards, the password is "Celtic are all Jessies". I think it's platform 10, but you'll recognise it by the first-aid hut and discarded spray-cans.

Note, the English password does not work so well at the Scottish end.

[crete]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE thats funny

[funkymoped]

grag ya jacket crete...

ive got 3 quid burning a hole in me pocket and i know a good chippy !
:-)

[redcrx]

your'e on your own with that crete, far be it for me to come between 4get and her true love lol