My horse

[vehelpfulguy]

A man comes home from work and his wife is waving a piece of paper with "Lucy" written it.

"What this" she says " I found it in your trouser pocket"

The husband is flustered, "Its the name of horse, it was running yesterday, and that was to remind me to put a bet on it"

The wife seems satisfied.

The next day the husband comes home from work again.

"Any messages" he asks

"Yes", says his wife "your horse phoned"

[Leight0n]

Good one!!!

[wendilla]

nearly choked on my cup of tea nice one lol

[warpig1]

Excellent.