my grand daughters rabbit

[NORMANTHEDOG]

our grandaughters rabbit died yesterday,can we cook it and eat it,or will we be open to catching any disease

[lankeela]

It depends if it was spotted or not. If it was it might have had measles, and this is highly contagious. Also if it was sneezing just before it died it might have had rabbit flu - if so there will be a ten mile exclusion zone round your house and all morons within a 100 mile radius will need to be chemically castrated.

[pussnboots]

Eat the bunny at your peril!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[wolf63]

when I was a little girl we were served rabbit that my uncle had poached somewhere. But mother told us that it was the girl down the roads bunny that had died and we were going to have it for dinner.

Little brother was too young to understand but me - I cried and cried and cried and was physically sick without ever tasting a tiny bit of the poor bunny rabbit.

Nearly 40 years later I still can't eat rabbit.

But I am sure that it will taste fine, you enjoy the bunny rabbit and ignore the cries from your grandaughter and the fact that she will hate you forever.

:-)

[Swiper]

How can you eat you grandaughters pet rabbit? Are you sick? It would be a cold day in hell before i let my mum and dad eat my daughters dead pets, but then again they would never want to!

[louise jones]

You are sick to even think of eating your granddaughter's pet!! How will she feel knowing that is what you want to do? I hope if you eat it that you do catch a horrible disease - it would serve you right for not caring about your granddaughter or her pet!

[NORMANTHEDOG]

its too late,we had her for dinner tonight,and now my wife is feeling a bit bunny,i mean funny,cant you lot take a joke

[B00]

Ahhh now see I fell for your last joke norman and ranted, raved and frothed at the mouth (kid with ginger hair?), so now clearly being onto you, I gathered this was a joke ;-)

[NORMANTHEDOG]

you are very clever boo

[lankeela]

In the words of the great Jim McDonald - catch yourselves on!

[leelapops]

God, some people are full of s**t-why bother even posting just to provoke people? Have you so little else to do with your time? People come on here for genuine answers to genuine questions, stop wasting people's time.

There's a word for people like you that would most likely get me banned.

Lisa.

[NORMANTHEDOG]

you are a very sad person my friend.a little light hearted joke,never hurt anyone,get a life

[wolf63]

My answer was true - but I admit that I knew right away that it was a wind up.

But some of the questions on here are so crazy that they have to be true.