update from fancying the teacher!!

[tallgirl35]

Hi all who were kind enough to respond last time, as you know I went into school today. And...................................................................................... nothing!! Sorry, folks but my daughter asked me to leave whilst she did her show & tell and then when I went to collect her, teacher had gone 'cos of a football match -grrr!

He said hi, how r u and all that - that was it! I'm keeping my fingers crossed that he'll be at a school do later in the week. Hey ho, still 3 weeks left to sort something out. Am seriously tempted to ask one of the staff! I managed to convince myself over the weekend that I'm a pillock for even thinking about asking him out..

[bladdyhell]

heres somethin thats bound to work darlin. fly to namibia and join the unzutu tribe. they have a magical initiation which involves the burning of a sacred wood. this wood puts any man under the influence of the woman who burns it. hence the highest title of priestess is occupied by a woman and all other women who enter the tribe are immediately whipped to death and eaten alive very shortly afterwards. oh, . i, er, forgot that part

[tallgirl35]

bladdyhell - you're a star, why didn't I think of that before?!?! I suppose I could try burning one of the trees on the school field nearest the classroom? At least that'd get some attention (even if it was the wrong kind). Thanks for making me smile!!!