Living life in reverse

[skyep]

You start out dead & get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old folks home feeling better everyday.
You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then when you start work, you get a gold watch -on the first day. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy retirement. You drink alchohol , you party , you're generally promiscuous & you get ready for high school. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play you have no responsibilities, you become a baby & then..... You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa like conditions, central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday & then you finish off as an orgasm! :0)

[sleepyj]

omg that gave me the creeps

[skyep]

sleepy - I'm laughing here, why does it give you the creeps?

[sleepyj]

lol it just does thinking about being old then being young again . .yuck that could be made in to a film :)

[skyep]

sleepy - A friend sent me it as an email. Beats growing old surely?

[sleepyj]

maybe i just dont want to think about being old :( . thats what prob gave me the creeps hopefully i have a few years b4 i go in to a oaps home . :) my son said hes putting me in one when im 40 . 5 years left.

[skyep]

sleepy - Oh, just stick me in a skip then, I'm 48 !!! :0)

[sleepyj]

lol your as old as you feel in that case im 99 lol i feel like it anyway

[jenstar]

Here's a question for you: What would life be like if you lived it in reverse?

[skyep]

Jenstar - I would be two stone lighter! I would be wiser, but that would diminish with immaturity. I might have been more liberated in my teens. Interesting question!

[joko]

imagine puking or having a poo!!

also all your mates would get less friendly towards you then suddenly disappear from your life one day

you would have to get all your food out of a rancid garbage bin and wait for the mould to go.

bleurgh! lol

[jenstar]

I actually meant that as a joke, since you didn't really post a question in the first place and I thought, well, let's follow the theme and post the corresponding question AFTER the answer had been given, then you could read the thread backwards... oh well, so much for that gag.

[skyep]

jenstar - OOps! o.k :0)