The Barber

[Tit-4-Tat]

A man needs a haircut and takes his little girl along with him. While he is in the barbers chair, she stands beside him eating a cake.

After a while, the barber looks at her and says "Hey Honey, you know you`ll get hair on your muffin".

"I know" she says "and I`ll get tits as well"

[Marvelman]

lol, like it.

[Trum48]

Me too

[johnnyedge]

I thought muffin was a mule, they are already hairy.

My dad told me that muffin the mule was a sexual offence so I sold the mule. Now I keep mountain goats instead.

If you have sex with a minor do you get discount on your fuel bill?

If you have sex with dogs do you have to be corgi registered?

Its a confusing world!

[angeldraws]

If you have a new watch, why do you have a secondhand bit???